Certified stays.

6 places in this category

Visited in person and certified by Human Garage. The seal on each card opens the issuer record.

How to read a listing.

One real record, shown whole, so you know what you are looking at before you search.

  1. The mark

    This stay carries a certification from Human Garage, which visited it and assessed it against its standard. Every certification

  2. Eight subjects, read for every stay

    Green with a tick: the record holds evidence. Dashed with a line: nothing published. Each one opens that part of the record.

  3. The evidence, in the property’s own words

    Open a row. You get the sentence, who published it and the date we read it. Where we looked and found nothing, the row says so.

    • VentilationCertified on site

      Guest suites verified in person as open sided canvas with no fixed glazing, ventilated by cross breeze off the ocean rather than by a sealed and conditioned air path.

      17 August 2026

    • Water filtrationConfirmed

      Jordan Lineham, Human Garage confirmed on 10 September 2026 that the whole property's water is filtered by reverse osmosis and that the source is a natural well. This is an operational confirmation, not a laboratory water-quality result; no test panel is published.

      10 September 2026

    • Blackout and night lightingCertified on site

      Guest rooms verified in person to have no overhead blue-white lighting after dark, blackout provision at every bed, and daylight reaching each sleeping space.

      17 August 2026

    • Wireless coverageCertified on site

      Wireless provision verified in person across the property, including where access points sit relative to guest sleeping areas. No field measurement was taken, so this is recorded as specified rather than measured: EMF Harmony is the one pathway where a site visit without an instrument cannot reach the top tier, because measurement is the whole of what the pathway claims.

      17 August 2026

    • Natural materialsCertified on site

      Timber, stone and textile surfaces in guest rooms verified in person against the build specification, with the operator naming each material on site.

      17 August 2026

    • Food and sourcingCertified on site

      Produce verified in person as grown on the property's own farm, with the kitchen and growing beds walked and the sourcing confirmed against what was served.

      17 August 2026

    • Outlook and plantingCertified on site

      Open-sided guest and dining structures verified in person as giving direct outlook, cross ventilation and planting contact from every occupied space.

      17 August 2026

    • Noise and musicCertified on site

      Verified in person across the whole property: no amplified music anywhere, no piped audio in guest or dining areas, and no mechanical plant audible from a sleeping space. The only ambient sound is the sea and the surrounding vegetation.

      17 August 2026

Read the full record

The whole index is published as open data. The data feed

Human Garage has a commercial relationship with this stay. It never changes what the record says or how the evidence is scored.

What this listing does not tell you

A low score means a property has not published information. It does not mean the property is unsafe, unhealthy or poorly run.

The places, and the people who built them.

One card for each stay we have read closely. Where Human Garage filmed with the founder, the film is on the card.